(A neighbor’s car overtakes us in the highway while we were going to work)<\/p>\n
\nWife: Kapitbahay natin yan di ba? [reads plate number] Ano pangalan nya?<\/p>\n
Me: Di ko alam. Tawagin na lang natin siyang Mario [grin].<\/p>\n
Wife: Ayan ka na naman. Bibigyan mo na naman ng ibang pangalan.<\/p>\n
Me: Bakit, alam mo ba pangalan nya? Hindi naman di ba? At least sa akin me pangalan siya.<\/p>\n
Wife: E hindi naman yun ang pangalan nya. Bakit di mo na lang tanungin?<\/p>\n
Me: [lowers voice] Pare, ano pangalan mo? Kasi inaabangan kita tuwing umaga, para masulyapan man lang kita.<\/p>\n
Wife: Yuck. Kadiri ka talaga.<\/p>\n
Me: E syempre gagawan mo ng konting background. Alangan namang lapitan mo bigla at tanungin mo lang ng pangalan.<\/p>\n
[pause while I was cursing the greedy jeepney driver in the road]<\/p>\n
Me: Sige Joseph na lang. Mukha naman siyang Joseph.<\/p>\n
Wife: Mukhang Joseph? Bakit mo naman nasabing mukhang Joseph? Ikaw ba mukhang Erin?<\/p>\n
Me: Yup [raises eyebrows repeatedly while still driving].<\/p>\n
Wife: E di ba si Joseph un tatay ni…<\/p>\n
Me: Jesus.<\/p>\n
Wife: Ano kaya tawag ni Jesus kay Joseph?<\/p>\n
Me: Erpats.<\/p>\n
Wife: Bakit erpats?<\/p>\n
Me: Bakit hindi? Sabagay, di naman nya tunay na tatay un. Baog kaya si Joseph?<\/p>\n
[I can see from my peripheral vision that my wife is giving me the ‘EYE’]<\/p>\n
Wife: G**o ka talaga. Bakit mo nasabing baog?<\/p>\n
Me: Me kapatid ba si Jesus? Me alam ka bang ibang anak si Joseph?<\/p>\n
Wife: E bakit tayo?<\/p>\n
Me: E baog tayo.<\/p>\n
Wife: Ikaw lang.<\/p>\n
Me: Sabi ko nga, baog ako.<\/p>\n
Wife: Saka Virgin Mary nga di ba?<\/p>\n
Me: So hindi sila nagtalik kahit kailan?\n<\/p><\/blockquote>\n
I am so going to Hell if I was still a firm believer that Hell exists. \ud83d\ude42<\/p>\n
Oh, I removed the giggles in the conversation. Just imagine where they will be. \ud83d\ude42<\/p>\n
ciao! <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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