{"id":1620,"date":"2019-05-16T13:18:48","date_gmt":"2019-05-16T05:18:48","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/ramfree17.net\/capsule\/?p=1620"},"modified":"2019-05-16T13:18:48","modified_gmt":"2019-05-16T05:18:48","slug":"and-the-winner-goes-to","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/ramfree17.net\/capsule\/?p=1620","title":{"rendered":"And the winner goes to&#8230;"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I am cleaning up my work inbox to free up some space and came across an email from the &#8220;enthusiastic&#8221; events committee of the UPEM team. This was about the awards they give out during the year-end party. Guess which one is perennially mine. \ud83d\ude42<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li>Banksy Award &#8211; lives up freedom of expression via whiteboard graffiti<\/li>\n<li>Bleep Award &#8211; for having the most \u201ccolorful\u201d vocabulary in the team<\/li>\n<li>Bully Award &#8211; do we even have to define this?<\/li>\n<li>Caffeine Addict Award &#8211; for someone who drinks the most coffee in a day even if not collecting stickers for a Starbucks Planner<\/li>\n<li>Call of Duty: Ghost Ops &#8211; for the one who stays longer than our core hours to fulfill duties<\/li>\n<li>Could Have Been Sweethearts &#8211; their chemistry is palpable that in another time, place, and lifetime they could have been&#8230; We can rename this to Popoy and Basha Award? May second chance! =))<\/li>\n<li>Duct Tape Award &#8211; for being able to fix issues, resourcefully<\/li>\n<li>Early Bird Award &#8211; for consistently being early in the office<\/li>\n<li>Fitness First Award &#8211; for someone who hits the gym regularly<\/li>\n<li>Food Basket Award &#8211; for being a saint in providing nutrition to the team<\/li>\n<li>Human Vulture Award &#8211; for eating anything found lying around<\/li>\n<li>Iron Chef Award &#8211; for the person who always packs a delicious looking lunch while everyone else gets Ministop&#8217;s Nuclear Chicken<\/li>\n<li>Keep Calm and Carry On Award &#8211; for being calm, cool, and collected on the highest severity of issues<\/li>\n<li>Man of Steel Award &#8211; for being thoroughly dedicated to his work that no disaster can stop him . This is given to the teammate who had no or the least number of SL\u2019s\/EL\u2019s for the year.<\/li>\n<li>Megaphone Award &#8211; for actively voicing out (sometimes louder than necessary) his opinions to the team<\/li>\n<li>Most Bromantic Couple &#8211; for living up The Bro Code<\/li>\n<li>Mr.\/Ms.Seenzone Award &#8211; for someone who turns the Lync taskbar icon into a blinking light, and prefers the old fashioned way of one on one interaction<\/li>\n<li>Neatest Nook Award &#8211; for having the cleanest cube in the office<\/li>\n<li>One More Thing Award &#8211; most likely to extend meetings<\/li>\n<li>Papa\/Mama Bear Award &#8211; for someone who takes care of the team<\/li>\n<li>Pig Pen Award &#8211; for someone who has the messiest cube in the office<\/li>\n<li>Six-pack Award &#8211; for someone so funny, he can give you a six-pack just by laughing<\/li>\n<li>Social Butterfly Award &#8211; for someone you are always up to date with due to his\/her social media posts<\/li>\n<li>Stuck Thread King\/Queen &#8211; for consistently causing downtime in any of our environments<\/li>\n<li>TMNT Award &#8211; for the one who demonstrates proficiency and skill in the art of stealth<\/li>\n<li>UPEM Fashionista (female) &#8211; for consistently dressing extraordinary in an ordinary day in the office<\/li>\n<li>UPEM Fashionisto (male) &#8211; for consistently dressing extraordinary in an ordinary day in the office<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p>Quoting Robert: &#8220;Good Times!&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>ciao!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Everyone is handing out awards like candy, so my previous team did the same.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[8,10],"tags":[76,131,155],"class_list":["post-1620","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-top-of-my-head","category-work","tag-humor-2","tag-sentiments","tag-work"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/ramfree17.net\/capsule\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1620","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/ramfree17.net\/capsule\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/ramfree17.net\/capsule\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ramfree17.net\/capsule\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ramfree17.net\/capsule\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1620"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/ramfree17.net\/capsule\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1620\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/ramfree17.net\/capsule\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1620"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ramfree17.net\/capsule\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1620"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ramfree17.net\/capsule\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1620"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}