{"id":1976,"date":"2023-05-20T20:33:23","date_gmt":"2023-05-20T12:33:23","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/ramfree17.net\/capsule\/2023\/05\/food-karma\/"},"modified":"2023-05-20T20:33:23","modified_gmt":"2023-05-20T12:33:23","slug":"food-karma","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/ramfree17.net\/capsule\/?p=1976","title":{"rendered":"Food karma"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Everytime Mommy cant eat I&#8217;ll kid her that I&#8217;ll buy her a blender\/osterizer so she can ingest her food through a straw. She will vigorously shake her head and respond with an adamant no because she has memories of my grandmother&#8217;s last days where she can only consume liquefied food.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Now I am eating rice congee using a straw.\u00a0 I had a molar extracted and I need to avoid getting food particles or have hot food\u00a0 in it to avoid preventing the wound from clotting. I have the choice of eating through a straw or going hungry. I chose the former.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Karma is a bitch, and it is real.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Everytime Mommy cant eat I&#8217;ll kid her that I&#8217;ll buy her a blender\/osterizer so she can ingest her food through a straw. She will vigorously shake her head and respond with an adamant no because she has memories of my grandmother&#8217;s last days where she can only consume liquefied food. Now I am eating rice [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"status","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[14],"tags":[36,47,79],"class_list":["post-1976","post","type-post","status-publish","format-status","hentry","category-garbage","tag-diet","tag-family","tag-irony","post_format-post-format-status"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/ramfree17.net\/capsule\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1976","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/ramfree17.net\/capsule\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/ramfree17.net\/capsule\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ramfree17.net\/capsule\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ramfree17.net\/capsule\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1976"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/ramfree17.net\/capsule\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1976\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/ramfree17.net\/capsule\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1976"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ramfree17.net\/capsule\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1976"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ramfree17.net\/capsule\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1976"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}