{"id":336,"date":"2009-06-09T13:11:07","date_gmt":"2009-06-09T05:11:07","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/ramfree17.net\/capsule\/?p=336"},"modified":"2009-06-09T13:11:07","modified_gmt":"2009-06-09T05:11:07","slug":"officially-a-killer","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/ramfree17.net\/capsule\/?p=336","title":{"rendered":"Officially a killer"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>As of last night, that is what I am. My victim is a medium-sized cat that either from lack of common sense or a heightened sense of panic ran directly in front of my vehicle. The event happened in an unpopulated freeway type road in Baytown, Angono. I am not a violent person and while I may have some regret for snuffing a life out of this world I don&#8217;t really feel any remorse. Cat-lovers might hate me for saying that but I only have the following pleas in my defense:<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li>Visibility was very poor. It was raining very hard that I had my wipers at the highest setting.<\/li>\n<li>My speed was under 40km\/hr at par with the other vehicles going in my direction.<\/li>\n<li>The area was unpopulated and the cat suddenly sprang out of a bush and directly in front of my vehicle.<\/li>\n<li>I tried to brake to avoid hitting the feline but it was not enough. Swerving is not an option as I would hit the oncoming vehicles and the road is slippery.<\/li>\n<li>I think I scored a direct hit so it would have been painless and sudden for the cat. He was cold and shivering one moment and in cat paradise the next.<\/li>\n<li>When I drove past the same road on my way to work this morning, the roadkill was still there and was very flat. He actually looks like a cute area rug. The several oncoming vehicles and the torrential rain might have something to do with washing away much of the gore.<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p>Not much of a defense but hey that is <a href=\"2007\/11\/universal-truth\/\">how things go in this world<\/a>.<\/p>\n<p>ciao!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>As of last night, that is what I am. My victim is a medium-sized cat that either from lack of common sense or a heightened sense of panic ran directly in front of my vehicle. The event happened in an unpopulated freeway type road in Baytown, Angono. I am not a violent person and while [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[14],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-336","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-garbage"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/ramfree17.net\/capsule\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/336","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/ramfree17.net\/capsule\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/ramfree17.net\/capsule\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ramfree17.net\/capsule\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ramfree17.net\/capsule\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=336"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/ramfree17.net\/capsule\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/336\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/ramfree17.net\/capsule\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=336"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ramfree17.net\/capsule\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=336"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ramfree17.net\/capsule\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=336"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}